Only a German philosopher or my professionally funny husband could turn one of my tiredness-induced stating-the-obvious kind of remarks into a thought experiment:
"You're very hairy."
"Not if you don't look. It's Schrödinger's body hair. As long as you don't observe it, it only exists 50% of the time. So I'm only half as hairy as you think."
Aaaaaand...esoteric humor for the win!
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