"I wanna have sex three times a week."
"Um, okay."
"We should schedule it. Let's just pick some days, and decide, 'On these days, we do it'."
"Um...okay."
"Any ideas?"
"Well, we're already doing the budget on Thursday nights. Are those things mutually exclusive?"
"Yeah, I think so." Looking at the state of our finances is a definite mood killer. "I'm tempted to say Saturday, Sunday, and Wednesday."
"Okay, sure. Wednesday."
"Hump day."
"Right. Now we have no choice."
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