Men, don't say this to your wife. Especially when she's 6 months postpartum.
"Honey--" as you grab the blubber left on her belly. Her sweet baby 'phat' "--Are you sure you're not pregnant?"
And after your wife gives you a look that could kill you, please, don't tempt her to do the real thing by backpedaling off a cliff--
"I mean, maybe just a couple of months?"
Now my question... Who's going to bail me out of jail?
Friday, January 21, 2011
What you should never say to your wife (Unless you wanna die)...
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husband,
postpartum,
pregnancy